Male Rules...!

We always hear "the rules"from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
 1.Saturday
 • Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the rising sun. Let it be.

 2.Shopping
• Shopping is NOT a sport. And no,we are never going to think of it that way.

3.Just Say IT
 • Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
 • Subtle hints do not work!
 • Strong hints do not work!
 • Obvious hints do not work!
 • JUST SAY IT!

 4.Yes and No
• ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

5.Six Months Limit
 • Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. Infact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

 6.Problems
 • Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 7.Crying
 • Crying is blackmail.

8.Speak only..
 • Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

 9.Directions
 • Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

 10.Fat?
 • If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

 11.Confusion
• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
 • Not both.
 • If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

12.Colour Vision
 • ALL men see in only 16 colours,like Windows default settings.
 • Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
 • We have no idea what mauve is.

 13.Scratching
 • If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

 14.What’s Wrong?
 • If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 15.Answer
 • If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 16.What to Wear?
 • When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really.

 17.Thinking
 • Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
 – Sport, or
 – Cars

18.Clothes
  • You have enough clothes

 19.Shoes
 • You have too many shoes

 20.Interpretation
 • If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,we meant the other one.

 21.Shape
 • I am in shape. Round is a shape.