Extraordinary me

I am an extraordinary mwananchi, yes I am. Extraordinary I say and I will tell you why.
    First for you to understand this, you need to know about the ordinary type.
The ordinary type: Wake up in the morning when the alarm goes off to switch it off, take a snooze, wake up again when their subconscious alerts them that they have overslept, look at the watch and realize they are 45 minutes late on their schedule...after this everything is done in a rush! Take a shower, dress while eating breakfast, throw the wallet, hanky, coins in your pocket while brushing their teeth(sometimes chewing gum will do!), half-walk half-run to the matatu stage, hop into the first matatu, arrive at the place of work an hour or more later, then act as if nothing is wrong.
    This does not necessarily apply to job goers. It applies to those going for dates, interviews, rendezvous, visitations etc..
    And now the main question comes up..what makes me extraordinary? Well, it's simple! I am extraordinary because I do all the above and there's nothing I'm willing to do about it!!!!!