In my quest for financial freedom I have started up many business ventures, partnered with many people and failed miserably....but there were those few times when I broke even, point is...I did not make it.
I thought I knew it all, from how to manage a small business, how to inject profit back into the capital, how to save the profit(in my M-Pesa!) etc but that led me straight to a fast lifestyle that I could now support from my M-Pesa account..
You are probably wondering where I'm headed with this but it's simple...I now got it...Financial freedom will soon be my best friend...we shall run this town and I will no longer be on the slow nor fast lane...I will be on the fastest lane.
All I need is to get a big hall, corporate sponsors(I got a few in mind already), a visual media station partner and interested people joining the bandwagon and I promise y'all there will be better days ahead. Only 5 positions are available and the faster they are filled, the faster your bank accounts fill up. So hurry hurry hurry before its too late! Its about time we had our own church, where we shall preach wine and drink vodka and use a whole lot of other intoxicating stuff! The Church of the Holiest Non-Hypocritical Earth Trodders.
Friday, 1 July 2011
Extraordinary me
I am an extraordinary mwananchi, yes I am. Extraordinary I say and I will tell you why.
First for you to understand this, you need to know about the ordinary type.
The ordinary type: Wake up in the morning when the alarm goes off to switch it off, take a snooze, wake up again when their subconscious alerts them that they have overslept, look at the watch and realize they are 45 minutes late on their schedule...after this everything is done in a rush! Take a shower, dress while eating breakfast, throw the wallet, hanky, coins in your pocket while brushing their teeth(sometimes chewing gum will do!), half-walk half-run to the matatu stage, hop into the first matatu, arrive at the place of work an hour or more later, then act as if nothing is wrong.
This does not necessarily apply to job goers. It applies to those going for dates, interviews, rendezvous, visitations etc..
And now the main question comes up..what makes me extraordinary? Well, it's simple! I am extraordinary because I do all the above and there's nothing I'm willing to do about it!!!!!
First for you to understand this, you need to know about the ordinary type.
The ordinary type: Wake up in the morning when the alarm goes off to switch it off, take a snooze, wake up again when their subconscious alerts them that they have overslept, look at the watch and realize they are 45 minutes late on their schedule...after this everything is done in a rush! Take a shower, dress while eating breakfast, throw the wallet, hanky, coins in your pocket while brushing their teeth(sometimes chewing gum will do!), half-walk half-run to the matatu stage, hop into the first matatu, arrive at the place of work an hour or more later, then act as if nothing is wrong.
This does not necessarily apply to job goers. It applies to those going for dates, interviews, rendezvous, visitations etc..
And now the main question comes up..what makes me extraordinary? Well, it's simple! I am extraordinary because I do all the above and there's nothing I'm willing to do about it!!!!!
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